Random Quotes For Your Smile And Some HomeWork!!

July 17, 2009 at 9:49 am | Posted in Fun Stuff, Just Like That, Quotes | 12 Comments

My brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment I get up in the morning and does not stop until I get into the office.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Now Home work :

What did you do for your kid’s bday last time ??…pls do leave details in comment space or links to your posts ๐Ÿ™‚



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  1. Gud collection n nice to see some HW after a long time ๐Ÿ˜›

    • Thank you !

  2. Loved, LOVED the second one. Grrr! Absolutely explains my colleague!

    • hehehhe

  3. http://pourmyheart.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-little-one-turns-5.html

    Here u go ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Thanks Monika

  4. hi ๐Ÿ™‚ no babies yet so homework can’t be finished ๐Ÿ™‚ but i just loved this one –

    “I couldnโ€™t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

    can i add another line to it which reminded me of an incident in Aligard-Delhi travels this past month —

    “I couldnโ€™t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. And i joined your accelerator to your Horn so the faster you go, the harder you blare”


    • hahhahah..that was good one !

  5. Last year was her first birthday party. So we had a blast in a hotel with balloon artists and stuff.

    • cool..thanks for dropping by!

  6. ๐Ÿ™‚

    great read!! what did we do? both t8imes celebrated it with family! last time with immediate one, this year extended thrown in as well! ๐Ÿ™‚

    next year i shall come to you for ideas! ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. I guess there are many kids born which particular kids you talking about..

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