Girlie Wisdom

May 20, 2008 at 6:36 am | Posted in ForwardedMail | 12 Comments

*** My Favourites are in BOLD***

Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like…’You know sometimes I forget to eat!’ …..Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!



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  1. I might sound stupid, but I do forget to eat sometimes 😦

  2. Swati, nice ones!

    DDmom: How can you forget to eat?? I just cannot imagine that! Yeah, am that big a foodie!

  3. Okies, not much in it for me to read and remember, but for laughing, i had a good appetite. Ohh and yeah.. the ones in bold are all those that are related to fat Hmm.. 😉

  4. Really funny!

  5. hahaha! i will use some of these in Short and Sweet…of course giving you credit. Do you mind?

  6. ddmom : HOW CAN YOU ???
    ~nm,pg : thanks
    Smokin Joe : No prizes for your guess 🙂
    Soliatre : Most Welcome

  7. LOL!

  8. LOL!!!

  9. Will mail you – have been very busy with work and reaching home late every night hasn’t helped!

  10. One of these going up today!!

  11. that is funny..

  12. Lol!! I can’t stop laughing. These r too funny! :))

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