Whats on My Mind

How DUMB is me? –picked from Pixie

The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle …when I was 5..does that count ??
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 7

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit .

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[ ] You type only with two fingers.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair – 50 -50 ..slept but not fallen
So far: 8

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

[ ] You have eaten a bug ***YUCK!!!***

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important ..ohh yes I should be finishing pending work before I leave for vacation
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[x] You have run around naked in your house.

So far: 15

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 19

I am (19/37)*100 = 51.35% DUMB !

More than 50% !!!

NOW ..I already knew that and I bet many of you knew as well ..for rest ..Thats the latest news !!

P.S : Off I go for 2 weeks of diwali break , something that I truly cherish.
Till then ..Keep Smiling like you just did !