Random Quotes For Your Smile And Some HomeWork!!

July 17, 2009 at 9:49 am | In Fun Stuff, Just Like That, Quotes | 11 Comments

My brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment I get up in the morning and does not stop until I get into the office.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Now Home work :

What did you do for your kid’s bday last time ??…pls do leave details in comment space or links to your posts

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Gud collection n nice to see some HW after a long time

Comment by Swaram — July 17, 2009 #

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- Thank you !
  
  Comment by myamusingmind — July 20, 2009 #
  
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Loved, LOVED the second one. Grrr! Absolutely explains my colleague!

Comment by JLT — July 17, 2009 #

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- hehehhe
  
  Comment by myamusingmind — July 20, 2009 #
  
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http://pourmyheart.blogspot.com/2009/05/my-little-one-turns-5.html

Here u go

Comment by monika — July 17, 2009 #

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- Thanks Monika
  
  Comment by myamusingmind — July 20, 2009 #
  
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hi no babies yet so homework can’t be finished but i just loved this one -

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

can i add another line to it which reminded me of an incident in Aligard-Delhi travels this past month –

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. And i joined your accelerator to your Horn so the faster you go, the harder you blare”

love,
manasi

Comment by Manasi — July 17, 2009 #

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- hahhahah..that was good one !
  
  Comment by myamusingmind — July 20, 2009 #
  
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Last year was her first birthday party. So we had a blast in a hotel with balloon artists and stuff.

Comment by Lavanya — July 18, 2009 #

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- cool..thanks for dropping by!
  
  Comment by myamusingmind — July 20, 2009 #
  
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great read!! what did we do? both t8imes celebrated it with family! last time with immediate one, this year extended thrown in as well!

next year i shall come to you for ideas!

Comment by Abha — July 23, 2009 #

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